~Wolfbite

I though i should share this to the world. I have just devoured my sandwich of kickass badass manliness and decided i should spread it to the world.

You will need:
4 Real sausages ( Somethin like cumberland or linconshire you want a real sausage hot dogs do now count) or more if you dare (NEVER HAVE LESS 4 IS THE MINIMUM AMOUNT PERMITED)

Sliced bread ( Im too manly to bother with slicing i get someone to do it for me)
Extra mature cheddar cheese ( Or any other strong cheese. NO PHILADELPHIA DOES NOT COUNT!!! neither does cheese string or anything else shite count)

Brown sauce (You want a good one like dadies or hp)

Extra virgin olive oil ( Adds taste)



Method. First of all heat up the pan with a reasonable amount of olive oil in it. Throw in your sausages and cook em as per usual (Do not pierce the skins of the sausages as all the flavour and the manliness will seep out of them) so that they have good golden cooked colour. You should still have a fair bit of oil in the bottom of the pan with added extra sausagy goodness in it. Now fry your sliced of bread in this oil/sausagy goodness combo untill golden brown and weighing a bit more than when it first went in dont do it for too long you dont want it to dry out you still want it a bit soft. Slice your sausages in half (Lengthways obviously) now put them in your slice of bread (if done correctly you should have a double layer of sausage badassness. Now drizzle on the brown sauce ( you want enough for all the sausages but not so much that it kills the flavour) now grate the cheese on top of the pile'o'pork and then to crown it put on the top piece of bread

WARNING! DO NOT SLICE THIS INTO BITE SIZE MORCELS AS YOU WILL MAKE THE MANLINESS NUL AND VOID

To go with it: You may wanna have some baked beans with it

Drinks: Tea is the only acceptable hot beverage to go with it (You may have Indian tea/ Chinese green tea/ Chinese powdered turtle shell tea or middle eastern infused tea) Cofee is not acceptable as you do not want to ruin and overpower the flavour. You may also have mead beer or a pint of vodka.

How to eat: DO NOT USE A KNIFE AND FORK AS IT DISTURBS THE MACHO CHI WITHIN THIS HOLY HAM
DO NOT NIBBLE AT IT EITHER BECAUSE THATS JUST LAME!!!
Ideally you will want to finish this sandwich in 12 bites or less the max permitted amount is 25

After you have finished your sandwich: You will feel invigorated so you may want to go and perform activities like=
You may want to go pirating

You may want to join the spetsnaz

You may want to bare knuckle fight a werewolf and punch it to death in 5 hits or less

Go into an inverted dive with a Mig fighter

Stand on a hilltop in Afghanistan with one foot on a rock whilst hind gunships fly around you in the backround blowing things up and napalming stuff

Swim the channel

Make love to a beautifull woman

Listen to Metallica/Man'o'war

Start a fight with a big group of slayer fans

Take over the world

I hope this important article helps you all comments are most welcome Have a good day